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Return to Sender

When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!

Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?

Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Return to Sender

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall

Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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Selden

A town in central Suffolk County Long Island, NY. the population consists of about 21,861 people. selden is 4.7sq miles big. three schools are located within selden and they are Suffolk County Community College- Ammerman Campus, Newfield High School, and Middle Country Central School District
selden ny, is the greatest
by Courtney Catastraphy October 12, 2008
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Sender

A member of any website (in this case, a Neopets user) who sends death threats for fun/amusement. Death threat senders risk being iced (having their accounts disabled, or frozen) just to see little girls squeal and start Neoboard topics about how they're going to die.

Usually, Senders lurk on the Neoboards. Clicking on random (or not-so-random) usernames, they copy/paste threats and send them. Later on, the Senders watch as the people they sent threats to panic, comment on their threats, try to seek them out, or threaten to report them.

Some Senders:

-Teddy (letters were called 'Teddy letters')
-X-Ray (?)
-Saw
-Xuno
-Aidan
-L (based threats on plot of the manga 'Death Note')
-Jigoku Shojo
-*Orochimaru
-*Sasuke

*(based on the Naruto characters, of course)

-Kira (also based threats on 'Death Note')

The above Senders are all members of the FC, or 'Fan Clubs'. Unusually chaotic, these boards are the best targets for Senders. -hinthint-
"I just got the creepiest Neomail from a guy named L..."
"He must be a Sender."
by Sundai November 9, 2008
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SeoYeon

Wife of Kim SeokJin.
Very popular for her kindness and respect.
"SeoYeon is so inspiring, I wanna be just like her."
by OOFFFF July 1, 2018
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Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun
Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so
by Big booty boy March 21, 2019
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Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.
So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'
by Fitz April 9, 2003
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