screen schvitz

Sweat or make-up residue built-up on the screen of a smart phone.

I couldn't make out the photo on her phone because it was clouded by screen schvitz.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

Screen Queen

Those porno nude-slut wall papers that often have a great big whore showing off some skin

John: Did you find Jason's computer yet?
Chris: Yeah man, he's got one of those Screen Queens

by Le bass wuber April 28, 2013

Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.

"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."

by thesicks November 24, 2016

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Word on the screen

The equivalent of “word on the street” but, a rumor or piece of information currently being circulated on the internet.

Word on the screen is, Obama is demanding to see Trump’s elementary school diploma.

by Wordonthescreen March 9, 2019

HRH The Screen

HRH (Highly Residuous Habitat) The Screen refers to the situation in which a very thin layer of sweat forms between your ear and your mobile phone screen during a particularly long phone call on a hot day.

"OMG I'm going to have to go, I've just seen HRH The Screen!".

by Martin Sure July 23, 2012

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010