raging salmon

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.

Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.

by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017

Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020

Alaskan Salmon Grabber

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."

"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!

by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010

salmon

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)

by Seidcar March 31, 2010

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.

i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.

by midge101 July 19, 2010

Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011