Samstance

Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.

"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."

by KDavis November 10, 2006

Samsmug

The self satisfied expression worn by those who have just purchesed a trendy new Samsung product, in particular, a smartphone like the Galaxy SIII.

"What's up with her?"

"Oh, she's samsmug because she just got a stupid Galaxy SIII smartphone."

by word_wrangler_81 July 6, 2012

Samson

He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.

¨i love samson.¨

by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019

Samson

A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them

Samson really hates Shannon

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

samsung assistant was with me last night

by eekalana June 2, 2021

Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.

"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.

by woviefan1 December 12, 2010

Dirty Samsel

Banging a girl doggy style and twisting on her ears while making motorcycle sounds. If done properly she should walk funny, and have glowing red ears.

Before taking a girl home to meet my mother, I always make sure she is cool with the dirty samsel.

by Spedpoo80 no async July 31, 2003