gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
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Alpha Flight Staff

C/Capt Poz and C/SSgt Jorge. Good lookin fellas.
God they must be Alpha Flight Staff! They are so cute!!!
by bobbyboy2002 December 5, 2021
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staff sergeant brothers

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.
by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018
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double staff

a flow arts subset involving dancing with, spinning, or manipulating two staves (one in each hand) that is really dope and cool.
"Wow, this guy is an expert in double staff! He must study the Double Staff Alphabet."
by Brask November 30, 2022
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treasurewars staff

They are typically not there when you need them. And most of the times you still them to help they just don't respond,
but Envyful, Legenddev, Huli and Azure are great. But Menslooter isn't great he is just bad.
by tobguin05. June 29, 2018
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Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.
Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.
by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016
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