sims

a game where you can learn how to please your girlfriend/boyfriend

i used to be a regect until i got the sims. now im sexually pleasing to everyone i come in contact with

by sarah April 18, 2004

shimself

referring to a shim whom is both male and female.

That hot tranny mess needs to take care of shimself.

by jenasty alexi July 1, 2011

simsessed

An obsession with the EA game The Sims, The Sims 2 or The Sims 3, etc.

I love the Sims so much" "Dude, you're simsessed.

by Vikstaa November 30, 2011

Shimsexual

A person who is sexually and or emotionally attracted to someone named Shimona.

I think Shimona is hot. Maybe I'm shimsexual.

by Penises4Ears June 17, 2018

Kris Sims

Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6

Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??

by cpisano2747 March 15, 2009

Minnesota Slims

Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.

that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week

by nellie-fo-relli December 23, 2010

spenden sims

Spenden Sims is a very loyal, sexy , funny, motivated man who every woman would love to be with. Even if he never give me a chance I will always have love for him. Mr Dec.4th.

Spenden Sims has been a cool dude since the 80s.

by Tatilovehard November 16, 2016