speed garage

totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!

187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????

speed garage by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008

speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.

The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.

speed boner by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009

speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.

She must be a speed skater.

speed skater by Golfergal April 3, 2006

Speed Watching 

The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;

1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.

1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.

2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.

3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.

Speed Watching by Benson C October 7, 2008

Speed Wank

When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.

Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.

Speed Wank by Adventchild November 12, 2009

Speed Limit 

The minimum speed that should be even considered safe to travel at, unless weather conditions are that messy to deem otherwise.

Speed Limit 55 on the Interstate means driving below that speed can be considered an impediment to the flow of traffic.

Speed Limit by NWeiner July 19, 2010

speed baggin' 

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

speed baggin' by Fav February 15, 2008