simeonsexual

people attracted to skinny black males who have funny surnames and is trash at brawlhalla

girl 1: lmao that black male is trash at brawl
girl 2: omg i think im simeonsexual

by allahlover123 June 7, 2021

Summons of giffafa

A small group of student in a rural town in Australia who worshipping the god giffafa, the cult weekly prays followed by them throwing a sausage into a random place at their school

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the summons of giffafa
Person 2: Yeah i heard they are a really cool cult

by Summon of Giffafa June 13, 2021

skimmons

Skimmons (also known as bioquake), the best ship on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, consisting on Jemma Simmons and Daisy Johnson.

Skimmons is better than fitzsimmons.

by Anon Agent November 14, 2021

SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.

someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.

by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023

Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️

Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever

by erulccm nai June 2, 2019

simmon fuller

a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world

wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller

by beachsidebum09 November 11, 2006

Simmions

A Simmions is another word for a penis.

Wow! Where is his Simmions?

by Dukenukemjeffffa December 1, 2013