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screed

A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with Bush bashing, Clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.
"Ann Coulter's columns are the epitome of screed."
by Bob Fliegel January 18, 2004
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Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.
In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.
by desserteagle October 31, 2009
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cunt-strewed

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.
by maxrelax April 4, 2011
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Sonic Screwdriver

A wicked little contraption that the Doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.
Donna: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Dr Who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): I was thinking this.
Bzzzzzz
-THEY AREE NOW OUT OF TROUBLE-
by GODFREY! March 8, 2009
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bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.
man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night
by ddunn June 13, 2018
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Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear
John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!
by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008
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Screwellin

Glen: "hey davvid."
Davvid: "My polar bear got lymphoma."
Glen: "Screwellin."
by Sweaty pinecone June 2, 2011
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