screed

A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with Bush bashing, Clinton bashing, and heightened national polarity across the board.

"Ann Coulter's columns are the epitome of screed."

by Bob Fliegel January 18, 2004

screed

screed is like a pebble water mix that covers the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a buring effect to the anus

after a really wet shit you could say that you have screeded the bowl

by madman45 January 05, 2011

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

by cynya December 16, 2019

Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.

"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."

by Sain8075 October 25, 2011

Hatshit/Screed

A total fucking moron who thinks he's "gangsta," and goth. No one likes him, and he ought to get hit by a truck.

Hatshit, shut the fuck up.

by Dman March 24, 2005

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010