respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness October 21, 2012

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

truck respect

When driving right of way is always deferred to the person driving the biggest truck

Honey that car is coming right for us, yes but we get truck respect

by Georgiavet1 April 17, 2015

respectable-degenerate

One who can simultaneously maintain a reputation of respectability and extreme degeneracy.
These individuals are known to some as upstanding professionals, to others as party-animals with deviant tendencies, and known to a select group (typically comprised entirely of other respectable-degenerates) as both. The ability to know how to behave amongst different groups and individuals is a requirement for successful respectable-degeneracy.

I went out with my boss last night and we got blackout drunk at a club. Today we are both back at work and looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are consummate professionals, only she and I know that we are both actually respectable-degenerates.

by MrMeanwhile May 27, 2018

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019

default respect

default respect is the amount of respect one would have for one (s)he has just met

stranger 1: hay man
stranger 2: i have default respect for you
stranger 1: ummm... ok

by Herp_Derp69 September 17, 2013

respect check

To correct someone’s poor behavior. To be put in check. To call someone out on inappriste behavior.

What is with that attitude? That boy needs a respect check!

by L-cubed May 23, 2018