Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

Rectumlly Challenged

Anal When one is over bearing and obsessive.

He was rectumlly challenged when it came to cleaning his house.

by Lauz101 December 16, 2008

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006

rectumizer

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010