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rectumb (rectum)
n. Abbreviation for 'rectangular thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image with opposite sides equal and parallel and with each interior angle a right angle (90°).
I photoshopped my ex wife's bottom out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect rectumb!
Rectumb by menab0t January 22, 2009
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rectumobile 

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.
"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."
rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.
That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!
Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

rectumcilliation 

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.
Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

Rent-a-rectum

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!
Rent-a-rectum by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Rectum Reliever 

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
Rectum Reliever by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

rectumania

obsessive love of anal sex.
It's rumored that rectumania pays more in adult pornographic work specialization.
rectumania by Zembayyeh July 20, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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