priton

pree-tuhn
an uncool person who tends to do stupid things; loser; weenie

George is such a priton for tripping down the hallway and spilling everything

by patttedrya March 4, 2009

Proto

the mascot of protogent anti virus and iconic rap legend

My name is proto, your security is my moto.

by King Of Bread October 9, 2020

Promonastation

When people really annoy you to the point where you want to kill them very slowly and painfully. It also means when you want chocolate very badly.

I have a promonastation for Emily because she stole my chocolate bar.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

its prononced gif not gif

Its gif not gif.. jeez.

Shrek: Oh haha! I love this gif!
Donkey: You idiot its prononced gif not gif!

by The way its pronounced is... April 8, 2019

kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.

wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.

by j wizzle January 23, 2008

Proto Stryker

Someone who wrote his own Urban Dictionary entry and needs to get out of his parents' basement.

Proto Stryker: "Say what you want, it's pronounced Base, not Bass."

Others: Loser wrote his own entry, huh?

by Greekfired August 4, 2007

Ghost protocol

When you delete yourself from all social media outlets. Erasing yourself from the “world” and not allowing anyone to contact you aside from text or calls. It’s as if you died on the face of the earth, but in cyber space. This can be applied to let go of distractions that accompany social media. Or a great way to just start over after a certain period of time and deleting the person you once were.

With all the friends/family my ex has in common with me, I had to enact ghost protocol to free myself of the daily pain and constant reminders of her.

I am tired of being distracted by social media yet can’t seem to get off, I’m going into ghost protocol to help myself focus.

by Smarti84 May 8, 2018