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Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?
by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011
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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
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LCD Projector

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.
Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there
by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020
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antiwar protestor

This phrase provides another example of lamentable example of our loss of high English style. Certainly, 'protestant' sounds more pleasing than 'protestor,' and recalls the protest roots of several major religious denominations. And, if taken literally, 'antiwar protestor' confusingly appears to refer to a person who protests against an antiwar agenda.
He said,"When you say 'antiwar protestor', I think you really mean 'war protestant.'"
by Old Uncle Sammy July 3, 2003
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Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.
White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.
by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010
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antiwar protestor

a fukin bell who needs to feel the joy of firing a gun an needs to get a fukin life. fukin pricks!
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Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.
Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.
by GCH October 9, 2005
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