Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).

My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.

by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013

Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Did one lecture and then spent the rest of the time doing procrasturbation

by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009