Ms. Porter 

Big fat-ass who thinks she rules the world

Age: Old AF

Personality: BIIIIITCH

Ms. Porter in a normal classroom enviorment!
KId: Hi !
Porter: Hey! imma rape you!
Kid: Fuck.

Ms. Porter by Ms. Bakkkkkker May 8, 2018

Donkey porter 

This when a man finds a donkety and fucks in it's ass until poops and bleeds at the same time.

I am such a big Donkey porter me and my friend did it yesterday.

Donkey porter by Ryan Sebolt November 27, 2007

mr porter 

The most amazing science teacher you will ever get, he is very cool and loves Star Wars, if you ever have a teacher named mr porter, treat him with the most respect and never disobey him

Student: we have me porter as our teacher
Other student: YESSSS LETS GO, WE GOT THE BEST TEACHER EVER

Mr porter is the best teacher a person can have

mr porter by Crimson212 November 28, 2018

Griffin Porter 

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

Griffin Porter by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Fred Porter 

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

Fred Porter by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

Playing Porter 

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

Playing Porter by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Coach porter 

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.

Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting

Coach porter by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018