Poko

a person who is close to you, someone you trust, happy when they are around. A nickname that for your best friend.

Poko, you are my best friend.

by GirlxoxLove August 9, 2017

Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

by akafimmy July 14, 2009

Pokephile

People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.

Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.

by Treeterra October 1, 2008

pokemon go and chill

It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",

cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...

Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"

Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"

Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"

by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer July 11, 2016

Pokemymom

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016