Pogonophobia

Fear of beards

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.

by eratatosk December 28, 2011

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pogonophile

The love of, or attraction to, beards

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile

by Core 1986 June 23, 2007

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Pogolodyte

A term used to describe somebody who is going through extreme amounts of Hebbis.

Kevin: Hey, did you see Ryan this morning? He's a real pogolodyte.

Susan: Good for him.

by Ludochris March 25, 2021

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pogonotrophy

The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.

Sam Brinkley was perhaps the world’s greatest authority on pogonotrophy. That’s right, pogonotrophy, the science of beard growing. Sam didn't start out to be an authority. As a young man he simply became disgusted with the speed with which his beard grew. Twice a day he had to shave the stubble from his face. So, in his early twenties he got mad and quit shaving, his wife’s protests to the contrary. His beard grew and grew — down to his chest, down to his navel and down to his waist.
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by Armywriter October 3, 2012

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Pogonounios

pogonounios means a liquid that contains a concentration of glass inside it, with a cork at the top. it is not known how the liquid is able to contain the glass, let alone the cork, but the glass is a solid, this is proven when a researcher stuck her finger inside and was able to touch the glass and move through the liquid freely.

This bottle is made of liquid and somehow holds glass inside of it.

Do you mean a pogonounios?

by Doublesidedtape May 17, 2021

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