The Pocket Maneuver

You can perform the pocket maneuver when you are in a classroom or at work. Say you are sitting in your chair, and you feel a boner coming, pull the pocket of your pants out and feed your cock through the pocket. This will kind of hide your erection but it does feel very nice. This technique works the best if you are wearing boxers and athletic shorts/pants.

Your Friend - "Crap, I'm starting to get a massive boner."
You - "Oh no problem, just pull The Pocket Maneuver and it will hide it AND it feels cool. I'm using that technique right now."

by zergleman January 7, 2011

pocodot

The company pocodot is trying to trick youtube viewers into making pocodot accounts. They are leaving comment and then thumbs up their own comments to get you to go to their site. Is just lame.

Guy 1: why are so many pocodot account in youtube videos?
Guy 2: They are trying to trick us, don't give them thumbs up

by danylyon March 1, 2011

Pochui

A word originating in the Russian language but also used by Lithuanians and other Eastern Europeans.

This word is used in a few different ways:

Ex. 1: To signify that everything is the same or unchanging.

Ex. 2: To signify that one doesn't care.

Ex. 3: To signify a hopeless uncaring.

The word is considered slightly vulgar by some older people but many young people throw it around without a problem.

Ex. 1:
Person 1: "Ei, kaip gyveni?" (Hey, how's life?)
Person 2: "Viskas pochui." (Everything's pochui (the same)

Ex. 2:
Person 1: "Mano mergine vel nemyles mane..." (My girl doesn't want to love me anymore)
Person 2: "Bliamba, man pochui, nesvarbu" (Dammit, I'm pochui (uncaring), this doesn't concern me)

Ex. 3:
Person 1: "Sveiki, kaip sekasi?" (Hey, how are you doing?)
Person 2: "Man pochui...nebenoriu gyvent..." (I'm pochui (hopeless)...I don't wanna live anymore...)
Person 1: "O, Nebukit kaip emo pyzda!" (Oh, don't be an emo pussy)

by Lietuviu Kurvas September 12, 2009

fisherman's pocket

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Chatham Pocket

The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".

I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.

by markrp October 21, 2010

rot pocket

The artificial pouch that is created after a man who is looking to change himself into the opposite sex gets bottom surgery. Typically not very clean or hygienic, hence the risk of it succumbing to "rot" and necrosis.

This woman is getting angry that men won’t date him once they find out he has a rot pocket.

by Sampsa March 17, 2023

Out of pocket

to say something too far or someone that acts so goofy that no definition can express

girl: your dad is sooo hot!
me: stop that's disgusting.
girl: noo I would fuck the shit outta him!
me: never say that again, that was just out of pocket...

by Dessyyy October 28, 2019