two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

Jiz-per

A man that gaslights chatbots with false information. Usually about murdering someones family.

Jiz-per was talking shit agian to the bot.

by Stern-sama May 24, 2023

Pers-Kun

A Pers-Kun is a charismatic animator with a strong personality and perspective.

After his predecessors Takuo Noda and Keiichiro Kimura, Yoshinori Kanada became a Pers-Kun through his interesting effects.

by Snapper2001 December 1, 2025

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

per ingvar

Just hates nikolai and markus

you are souch per ingvar
i know

by niggafagoter November 6, 2018