Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010

Penile

Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.

Have you seen how small that poor guy's penis is? He is in total penile.

by slayer of ignorance September 26, 2005

peckle

breast, titty, boob, jug, etc
(from the Spanish word "pecho")

Her peckles are ginormic, and his are, too.

by anonymous December 31, 2003

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009