Angry Parents

One or two dangerous lions that will spank and roar at any kids nearby.

Habitat: Your House
Deaths per year: None, but thousands get injuried.
Features: Loud voice, ability to swear at their kids, big and rough hands for spanking
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANGRY PARENTS-A DANGEROUS CREATURE LURKING IN YOUR HOUSE!
Made angry by: Coffee and Candy withdrawal and kids, from the angelic kid to the little shit who draws dicks on the school wall.

Little Bob: oh shit.. I have angry parents -gets spanked on butt-
MOM: ROOAARRRRRR
Dad: FUCK SHIT ASS DICK FUCK SHIT ASS DICK

by WildDefinitions March 29, 2015

hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.

Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.

by No name 2 July 20, 2008

I Love My Parents

A very beautiful song done by Buckethead, its on the "Giant Robot" CD.

I Love My Parents is a beautiful song, you should download it.

by Buckethead June 5, 2003

Drone parents

Drone parents: In contrast to helicopter parents they do not hover above their children all the time, but they can strike any minute, are on autopilot most of the time and can cause tremendous collateral damage.

With the financial crisis, parents meeded to work longer than ever and could no longer afford the time and money and manpower to be helicopter parents. Instead, the resorted to a more modern alternative, cheaper, and with more surgical strikes... The drone parents started torule the skys of schools, universities, kindergatens, and were feared....

by Unmanned aerial vehicle October 28, 2012

parents

the people stopping you from having a pet

what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents

by fastcow October 11, 2018

Parents

Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".

''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."

by Moeyoyaa January 10, 2021

parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies

my parents are annoying

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021