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Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Om Paddle

A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.
Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.
by FlashedMoth June 5, 2025
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Back-paddling

Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.
He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean
by Mohawk Joey June 29, 2022
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shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018
mugGet the shock paddlesmug.

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