The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle

So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

Pyramidical

Not a complete Pyramid

“What is that, its not a Pyramid”
“Its pyramidical”

by Dogeo lover August 4, 2018

love pyramid

A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with

John, eric, and Geoff all like Brianna, that’s one hell of a love pyramid!

by The Yeetmeister6001 June 10, 2018

Pyramid Master

Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.

I like working with <relatable name> because they're a veritable pyramid master.

by Hewer-Idel December 24, 2024

rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.

Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.

by Where's Willy April 25, 2024

Athena's Pyramid

When 3 women engage in oral sex all at once.
Similar to a conga line.

I was in an Athena's Pyramid last night and my life will never be the same.

by Fealycks666 January 10, 2012