Pintoked

The many quotes meme lord Mr. Pintok says.

Woah, 7th hour, please quiet down.
We're going to need to go over some etiquette skills.
When my voice is at this volume you should listen.
You will be spending time with me after class.
(Insert name here), last reminder.
We are going to go red light if this keeps up.
Sorry I spooked you.
The hall doesn't release you, I do.
Mason don't be goofy.
Smart Girl.
We need to cut off 3/4 of all of this noise.
We can arrange that. (Mostly for detentions)
Which one of you should I talk to first?
We'll get back to you on that.
The lights are off, please find your seats.

Mason putting chairs up early.
Mr. Pintok: Mason you will be spending time with me after class.
April: OOOF! GET PINTOKED MOTHERHECKER.
Mr Pintok: April I'm getting a little concerned.

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid March 8, 2019

pint sized pepe

when you have sex with a very short man

Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!

by joasede bariglow June 25, 2019

Pinteresty

Used to describe someone who uses their creative knowledge from Pinterest for everything they do

My Sister is so pinteresty, I want her to plan my wedding for me.

by Mtbmx October 23, 2019

Pinter

Pinter is a celebratory word that means period. Period in Spanish is “punto” and punto is “Pinter” or “Pintr”. Pinter is also used when you agree with something.

-we’re going to Vegas!
-Pinter!!!
-School is stressful.
-Pinter.

by Professor Clear February 16, 2020

Pintobean2003

a person who was stuck in Urban Dictionary big has escaped. we see this when you such up "Zim Joke"

Omg Pintobean2003 is free

by JacksThePotato May 6, 2022

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

no-pinter

A girl who requires (approximately) no pints of beer in order for you to want to shag her.

Yeah, she's a bit annoying. But to be honest, she's a no-pinter.

by Alex Jones May 24, 2006