Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.

There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.

by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012

Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009

Rizztraining Order

A play on words between restraining and rizz, a popular slang for ability to pick up women or men.

Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal

“Damn bro, you need a rizztraining order”

“Give bro a rizztraining order what is he doing 💀”

by Bryansfriend? July 26, 2023

Order of the Buffalo

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.

Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*

by Fatuman August 12, 2019

gym order

To sort a group of people by their heights. Gym order is shortest to tallest. Reverse gym order is tallest to shortest. It gets its name from elementary school gym class where students are sorted into a line shortest to tallest for fairly dividing them into teams.

Students, please line up in gym order.

by Whorizon January 4, 2021