Octopus Knight

A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces

ne3 octopus knight lol

by Zingle Zimbabwean January 7, 2023

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

Inland Octopus

The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.

An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.

Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.

by SwimTrunkDude December 4, 2017

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

Blue Octopus

A blue octopus is a species of octopus which is blue and very smart. They are a Type 3 civilization.

They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.

Person 1. I like Blue Octopuses.
Person 2. Epic!

by GamingBert52 June 24, 2021

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023

Olive Octopus

An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.

Sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was having an Olive Octopus with Steve.

by Bad JDP June 17, 2023