oil shower

hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.

A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 7, 2017

Oil My Rig

To have one's rig (cock) be oiled (sloppily sucked upon).

Jordan's rig was dry as a bone, so he ordered Lafonda, "Bitch, oil my right."

by oilmyrig April 6, 2017

oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

by fujy the wale May 7, 2019

Oil Rig

A thick black girl.

Damn, that girl is a oil rig.

by TugSnake March 11, 2021

Oil Rig Thrower

When someone throws away all chances of getting loot from Oil rig. A big loser that loses loot from oil rig.

"Dumbass Drake, you threw the Oil Rig AGAIN. You are dogshit, you Oil Rig Thrower."

by rust1234 January 13, 2021