Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Krap Nuclear

N. A person who plays FPS and who is adept at catching enemy ammunition.... in the face.

V. Krap Nucleared: Dying in a FPS multiplayer match in an entertaining way.

As a Noun:
Bob: "Wow, you sure are a regular Krap Nuclear, Tom!"
Tom: "Gee, Thanks man."

As a Verb:
Bob: "Holy Shit! Did you see that guy get totally Krap Nucleared?"
Tom: "Dude!, It was like a bad LSD trip!"

by TexasSandman13 March 1, 2009

Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

nuclearbaby

A master idler in IRC.

Also known to play TacOps

!idle

Fear my I D L E power = - 2weeks days 1hrs 4mins 13secs

mooi IDLER

by Angl2k August 11, 2003

nucleartard

A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiation.

Shut the hell up, Nucleartard!

by ahref December 4, 2007