One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.
One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their
day engaging in
television and video
game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey
Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.
Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin
pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.