Chocolate Nails

When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.

I used cheap toilet paper, and after the first wipe, I had to wash my chocolate nails immediately.

by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012

Neil

A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.

Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.

by Nirm July 20, 2008

The Neilson

When doing anal sex, doggy style, 69, oral sex, and titty fuck all in 2 minutes.

Bro I just pulled The Neilson last night

by John Trucker January 20, 2010

nine inch nails

An Industrial Metal band. A great mix of Synth and Rock music. Are ironically against commercialism but now one of the most famous Industrial bands.

Gave way to Marilyn Manson.

Did not give way to: Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or any Nu metal shit.

nine inch nails

by mike December 29, 2003

Pimp nails

Growing a maximum of 2 nails deliberately. Mostly it will be both little fingers.

#: How are the pimp nails goin'?
##: 5cm, starting to get in the way, but at least its pimpin'.

by Haxx0r September 26, 2005

Neil Armstrong

first man on the moon, famous astronaut.

neil armstrong rules!

by anonymous March 26, 2005

nine inch nails

One of the greatest industrial bands, composed of 1 memeber, Trent Reznor(greatest musician). The reason i said one of the greatest bands, and not THE greatest band is because The faint, Skinny puppy, Wumpscut, and Frontline Assembly are great bands too.

Trent IS inspiration.

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005