needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

by Maderous June 15, 2011

nerdler

One who is geeky or a nerd and seeks out the same in the opposite sex.

Pat was such a nerdler. He was after this gal and she was such a nerdle.

by Mr. What? December 30, 2007

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

needle.teedles

the spam account for an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(

by spicy sauce December 31, 2019

needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

by Vojie October 10, 2012

Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 28, 2005