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Net Nanny

1. A software 2. A website or app that is used to monitor children.
DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.
by Chubbyface February 21, 2021
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net banger

A net banger pretends to be "gangsta" over the internet, in chatrooms, forums etc. and usually is some 10 year old rich white kid, they often "spel rong in purepos to shaw ppl thei havnt goto skool match" or just "5pe11 1337"
g4ngst4h_187: u a snitch a55 n1gg4 homie
Jonathan: wtf?
Joe: nevermind he is just another net banger
by SuckMyBalls January 17, 2008
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net new

What is new if you don't count what was already there or done before.
What is the net new for this version of your software?
by organic sockmonkey November 12, 2013
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net lag

A temporary disruption of the body's biological clock experienced by persons who stay awake all night chatting on the Internet to someone resident in another time zone (typically a person they have never met and never will). The effects of net lag, which may include fatigue and irritability, generally disappear soon after one's partner discovers the conversation history in the messaging application.
"Damn Taylor, you look like shit today."
"I know, that Swedish chick is giving me a severe case of net lag."
by trickeychick & moblet April 14, 2008
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net balls

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.
Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.
by RealBalls4Life August 19, 2011
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Net Spend

Some rubbish term Liverpool fans made up to make themselves look better
“Net spend! Net spend” screamed the Liverpool fan whilst he wanked into his sisters mouth
by xXpussy_slayerXx June 20, 2019
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Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction
I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked
by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016
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