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special mixed bastard

a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!
i'll have a special mixed bastard please!
by momentus September 25, 2008
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All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.
Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."
by Karen123451 November 9, 2011
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Uncle Bucks Mixed Nuts

The most satisfying nuts you will ever put in your mouth.
Damn i would suck uncle bucks mixed nuts dry.
by Coontasha Niggalina December 3, 2019
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when in mixed company

Old fashioned way of refering to:

a. the presence of women or children.

b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.
a. You shouldn't tell dirty jokes like that when in mixed company.

b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.

c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"
by piscean315 February 9, 2005
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad
When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.
by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022
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trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.
When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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