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Microsoft rewards

A very racist rewards site. You can get more points based on which country you are. In America you can get a lot of points. In any other European country other than Germany you get shit
by CookedCat August 7, 2022
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microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
by fuckitall June 11, 2006
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microsoft word

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".
Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!
by Max Dish June 10, 2007
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Microsoft's Law

With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?

Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010
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microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
by WickedNoone October 10, 2016
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Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.
Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?
by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010
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Microsoft Game Studios

a hole in the wall where monkeys code games
dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck
by Towelie February 27, 2005
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