Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).
Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart
Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart
Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?
Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.
Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.
Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.
Chick 1: Awesomeness.
Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.
Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.
Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.
Chick 1: Awesomeness.
by Andy is Sassy January 04, 2008
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
by WickedNoone October 10, 2016
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An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.
The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.
The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.
A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."
by fisherguy June 16, 2009
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