meter high club

In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.

Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.

by do.g October 16, 2007

Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

by APokedex October 22, 2011

peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

by frank the wank April 27, 2008

meterosexual

A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.

The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.

by SkimettlS January 10, 2007

methor

A methor is a dark mutated person from south east asia, who cleans shit for a living.

"yo methor clean up my shit"

by methor man November 6, 2007

Meteorwrong

The opposite of a meteorite. Meaning it is not a meteorite.

I thought I'd found a real meteorite but it turned out to be a meteorwrong.

by meteoritemax January 26, 2010

social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.

I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.

by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016