Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

payden mathieson

a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.

person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?

by Juliana A.K.A JFS December 8, 2019

Antonio Mathieson

This boy is just the best...he WILL thrill you and you will believe
He only dates models,but had one two bats
So honest and down to earth 😍

Antonio Mathieson

by Antonio Mathieson November 22, 2021

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

Mahiesive

something that is large, huge, grand, ginormous, gigantic, etc.

I just took a mahiesive dump in the toilet and it smells.

by Yetti_the_awesome November 4, 2010

mathias

there's only one guy that wears this name.
He has a huge dick and massive balls and are very gentle when it comes to ladies.

he is also a good guy when it comes to friendship. but when all know the only reason he has friends is cause they wanna suck his gigantic dick.

-Do you know who is the best pornstar?
-of course i do... Mathias and his huge cock. he always makes his partner lick his massive balls.

by TjockiZMatte December 5, 2016