marriage hole

(n.) A clever euphemism for "pussy".

I totally fucked that broad's marriage hole raw.

by Weiner-Head. April 11, 2005

hollywood marriage

A measure of time equal to approximately one month.

Stupid celebrity watcher 1: OMG LOL DID U HEER DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED TOM GREEN
Stupid celebrity watcher 2: NO WAI
Myself: Apparently, it's a sport watching these hollywood marriages.

by emma lee s April 15, 2007

marriage

"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"

Spending tons of money on a marriage party

by trebills December 6, 2009

Gay Marriage

Okay. Let me clear up some confusion. There is NOTHING wrong with being Gay and there is nothing wrong with Gay Marrige. If two gays wanna marry, who fucking cares? Don't tell me that "It violates the saintity of marrige". Does marriage always seem like a gift from god? What about Las Vegas? You can get married there for like $20!! There is no "choice" in being gay and people don't become gay because they were brought up the wrong way. Also, gays can't just "switch back to being straight". If they can then why can't striaghts just switch to being gay. I bet $500 no of these Bush-Worshipping Motherfuckers have never even MET a gay person!!!!

Theses guys fucking piss me off! And no, I'm not gay, but I have a few gay friends and don't see why everyone hates them so much.

by FUCK BUSH!! May 21, 2005

gay marriage

The single all important issue of the 2004 election. So important that when it was dangled in front of their noses, the country forgot all about the other issues.

Well, it's 2008 and the country's bankrupt, 90% of the manufacturing jobs have gone to mexico, there's a massive crisis in the healthcare industry, environmental regulations are set back 100 years, 5000 soldiers have died in the Iraqi civil war, and gas is up to 4.99/gallon.

But at least queers can't get married. I was worried about that. Thank god George W. Bush is a man of faith.

by spot November 12, 2004

marriage

Prison...slavery...my life...

self exp

by death September 23, 2003

Gay Marriage

Something that should be legal because as long as it doesn't intefer with your life (which it wouldn't) you shouldn't be concerned with it. God loves all his children and that is a fact, but what is not a fact is that NO WHERE in the bible does it SAY "Gay marriage is wrong". Get over yourself uber-conservatives. Let people live their lives, and though I am in fact straight I think gays should be able to be happy.

I'm a priest and totally against the marriage between two men and two women, yet I molest little boys like it's my job!

by A Straight Catholic for Gay Rights May 27, 2005