Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

nigger monkey

a nigger who jumps from tree to tree, travels monkey-like in the city and/or jungle, woods.

Look at that nigger monkey run,

by reverendxblack December 30, 2008

Monkey Nigger

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.

Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road

by break da law November 8, 2018

smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

by karteler July 19, 2014