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mudstache

I gave this girl a Dirty Sanchez last night, she had the thickest mudstache I've ever seen.
by DarkHouse December 29, 2007
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Mudtug

The act of getting a hand job with shit as lubrication
Ryan was having anal sex with Michelle when she shit on his dick. Michelle was to embarrassed to continue so she finished Ryan off with a mudtug
by nsz24 November 3, 2013
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Michigan Mudstick

A piece of frozen shit that is used to penetrate during sex or masturbation.
That michigan mudstick didn't stay frozen for long!
by Like a Virgin69 September 11, 2009
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mudtruck

orange coffee & espresso truck in nyc. an east village icon.
the mudtruck serves up the best coffee in new york
by wordwizzer January 10, 2009
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

but if you need to know...........

The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021
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mudstick

I just dropped a hell of a mudstick in your powder room.
by earl chudwaggle September 25, 2002
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mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.
Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.
by the large seed March 3, 2016
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