cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE November 2, 2007

ghetto mess

trifling, lazy, resulting in a messed up situation

Bernie has been driving around with expired tags on his truck, and now his friend Jay has to drive him b/c he has not taken care of this situation. That is a ghetto mess!

by Hope Thompson February 22, 2008

Royal mess

To make a huge mess of things or, to be a big mess.

"Holy shit! Ariana was a royal mess last night. She had two drinks and the was a sloppy drunk, believe me."

by midnightrise June 4, 2015

You mess with crabo, you get the stabo

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.

Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo

by Severe Autism April 15, 2017

Southern Hot Mess

A hot ass southern chick; usually brunettes. she's got a tight little body and is a TEASE. she's smart, crazy, nuts, GORGEOUS, athletic...a total package. If you're lucky enough to date her, she'll treat you the best. very very sexual and if your good enough and work hard enough, you can probably hook up with her within a week. looks good in anything she wears. She can get any guy with her sexy voice, piercing brown/blue eyes, adorable smile and sexy body. not to mention, she can party like HELL and drink most guys under the table. She's also a little bit insecure but hides it. be warned though DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GIRL. she'll most likely make your life hell.

Damn! You see that hot girl at the bar talking about 4 wheelin'? She's a Southern Hot Mess!

by Southern Hot Mess For You April 25, 2011

A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.

Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.

by Sharon King November 15, 2006

hot mess

A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.

When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"

by JavaJaneOhio November 5, 2010