Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

by UncleNinz December 12, 2018

toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.

fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!

by toasty spirit March 8, 2021

Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.

Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.

by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010

yard lizard

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.

Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010

winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008