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barely legal

Adjective.

1) A person is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the legal age of consent.
2) A person featured in pronography is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the minimum age to legally appear in pornography.
3) A pornographic magazine in the USA. Also, a movie, TV series, album, movie etc.
1) "How old was that <dude/chick>? 18 and barely legal!"
2) "Hot barely legal <boys/girls> online now!"
3) "Barely Legal sux. I prefer the ladies."
by TrajeAUS August 18, 2009
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everything is legal in new jersey

Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
I doubt you woulda let it slide and I was not about to
Slow down
I came to ask you for advice, this is my very first duel
They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school
Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talk cease
Where is this happening?
Across the river in Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
All right
So this is what you're gonna do
Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you
When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
This will put an end to the whole affair
But what if he decides to shoot, then I'm a goner
No, he'll follow suit if he's truly a man of honor
To take someone's life, that is something you can't shake
Phillip, your mother can't take another heartbreak
Father—
Promise me
You don't want this young man's blood on your conscience
Okay, I promise
Come back home when you're done
Take my guns, be smart
Make me proud, son
by Under_a_leaf February 20, 2020
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she's legal

The phrase for men with an appetite for barely legal pussy, must always remember.
police officer: Freeze perv, or I'll blow your fucking head off!

innocent dude: She's legal!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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Nevada-Legal

A term used by residents of Nevada to describe an underage hottie. The age in Nevada for legal consensual sex is 16 years old, where as the national law for most other states is 18.
TJ: Dude. Joey's little sister is a fox, is she 18 yet?

John: I don't know about 18, but I am sure she is Nevada-Legal by now.

High fives all around.
by Battle-Born Ballsack September 2, 2009
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illegally legal

When something is technically legal, but has been obtained illegally
My Windows XP serial is illegally legal because it's valid but I stole it from the PCs at school
by heugen October 7, 2008
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Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men
Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."
by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008
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scare-a-legal

A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.

Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.
Sakura placed a scare-a-legal on her monitor and no attorney dared approach it.
by Benny the Slug May 4, 2007
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