Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Bitten by the kitten

Dirty Loops checked Urban Dictionary when they wrote their song of the same name and it didn't have a definition, so it now means anything in regards to being obsessed with the band Dirty Loops.

Have you heard of the band Dirty Loops? I just heard about them and I'm totally bitten by the kitten. I've been listening to them non-stop!

by jjr2 April 10, 2022

Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.

my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!

by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003

Knitting Circle

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

by dewlytle September 13, 2010