Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

Kelly

Kelly is a very sweet, talented, loving & bubbly girl who will give you the world and barely get anything in return. She will always keep it real with you and say how she feels. You may not know you need a Kelly, but you will.

She's a Kelly

by KitKat343 August 13, 2019

Blair Kelly

Blair is the sexiest beast ever. He has a six pack and enjoys being a ladies man. He knows how to treat a girl right and is very sexy. Nickname - SEX

Girl 1 - Hey is that Blair Kelly?
Girl 2 - Yeah i think so!!
Girl 1 - I'MA TAP THAT!

by Hes friend :) May 30, 2010

Ross O'Carroll Kelly

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves

"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."

by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006

Kellylilg

Someone who is quite cool and epic and very swag, is very nice usually but sometimes can be very mean, can sometimes go deranged if she hears a joke that’s too good, likes to bring up Friday 10:18 for some reason and tries to make people admit to things they didn’t do, is very funny especially when she is mad or annoyed or when she randomly claps, real name is Kelly but that isn’t as cool as jelly or lil g

“Wow Eric storms is so cool” said KellyLilg

by Tanka jahari August 27, 2020

Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Kellycopterism

The name of the devoted order who follows Kellycopter.
The order originated sometime around the years 2021 or 2022 and originated in Tyrone, Ireland.
The followers of Kellycopter sing a song of praise
"Kellycopter, Kellycopter. Wabababa the Kopter."

'Did you hear that your mum recently converted to Kellycopterism?'

by Quandale Dingle Here May 11, 2022