infinite

An individual prone to getting absolutely slapped in UT2k3 by anyone with average timing and/or aim. Prior to losing, would often make an excuse or two for the embarassing aftermath. An "infinite" could be commonly labaled as a wanker, dickhead, cocksucker, loser etc.

person a: FFS
person a: BS
person a: WHY ARENT I PLAYING HALF AS GOOD AS I USUALLY DO
person a has left the game.
ownz0r: wow, he just did an infinite.

by 0wnz0r June 30, 2003

InfiniteLives

A simp who is head over heels in love with a gorgeous, angelic being named Anna. To try to conceal his deep, heart throbbing unconditional love for Anna, he tries to deflect by calling everyone who so much as looks at Anna a Simp.

InfinteLives: "Shut up Jukegod, you a simp."
Jukegod: "Brahh"
InfineLives: "I secretly love Anna, like A LOT."
Ray050: "I'm Jelly belly now"
Mr.noob: "I'm the king of the simps"
Anna: "lol infinitelives is basically a simp with 10 subs"

by aninfinitelivessubscriber June 18, 2020

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

by Fascist Face January 11, 2021

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

Greatest Smashing Pumpkins Album. Actually its the Greatest album period.

Highlights on this album:
Thru the eyes of the Ruby
Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
Thirty-Three
Tonight, Tonight
1979
XYU
Bullet With Butterfly Wings


Some people say that Gish is the best. While there both good, MCIS is better, but Gish is a close second

Over-obsessed with this band, which isnt a bad thing. Listen to this album. Now

by Sp Fan June 10, 2004

Infinite knowledge

The ability to count. If there are infinite numbers, and you know how to count, you could (in theory) count every number. Therefore, you know an ininite amount of numbers, meaning that you know an infinite amount of things. Therefore, everyone with the ability to count has infinite knowledge!

I can count to any number, given enough time. So that must mean I have infinite knowledge!

by supercounter January 7, 2012

we are infinite

1.A phrase often used when one is stoned; usually accompanied by images of Allah and sex
2.Another form of YOLO

*Hit blunt*
Person #1: "hey man dont have sex with a cactus"
Person #2: "c'mon man, we are infinite"

by sexg0d6669 November 7, 2015

infinite regress

The recursive redaction of an old religious-philosophical argument of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

No, Reverend Phalwell, taken to its infinite regress the King James 1611 edition proves inerrantly that 16,751 angels could fit on the head of a pin but they'd dance only at the risk of eternal damnation and hellfire!

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003