I'mma

The only contraction that is of 4 words, "I am going to." Either that or a contraction of 2 contractions, "I'm gonna." (1.)
Not to be confused with "I'm a..." (2.)

1. I'mma get me a cookie.

2. I'm a salsa addict.

by Slightly Off The Ground January 9, 2009

Immaculate Buttpirate

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The Newspaper Times

FRONT PAGE NEWS

POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.

by YaniK August 7, 2009

immature

Doing whatever it takes to make you happy and for some people, at least they're being who they are and not the stereotype of who they're supposed to be. Your inner child. Most people believe that age defines who you are and if you don't "act your age", you're immature. "Mature" people seem to be very depressed and settle for everything even if they don't want it.

Stuck up bitch: Why is that girl coloring in a spongebob coloring book? She's so immature.

Other person: At least she's doing what makes her happy, bitch.

by hofosho23 December 2, 2010

Immaturd

Someone who tries to act mature but ends up making themselves seem retarded.

Guy#1: Hey guys i totally had my first blunt today. Now am I old enough for you?

Guy#2: Dude... stop acting so immaturd... your embarrassing yourself.

by ThatOneGuyiThink October 26, 2010

Immaculate Rain

When it rains, but there are no visible clouds above you.

I stood outside and it was gently raining, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate rain". Immaculate rain and snow are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Snow")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

"Immaculate Rain"; precipitation occurring with no visible clouds directly above is a sign of Spring in the high-desert.

by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

Immaculate Transportation

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

Immature Autist Delusion

When ignorant people delude themselves and think that all autists are immature mainly due to mental retardation. This is of course false as most autists have been proven to be highly intelligent and mild functioning and autism itself isn't a mental illness. It is more of a developmental disorder and the more emotionally immature autists would generally be referred to as the Spergs.

Too much people suffer from immature autist delusion. I can guarantee you right now that I may be autistic but I always strive to be highly mature.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019