camel humps

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.

Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.

by janet jack February 7, 2010

hums

hums is a slang for marijuana.

we puffin mad hums tonight

by JDW99 March 28, 2007

humuturisa

Stupid fucking thread deleting bitch on the Mariah Carey message board. Can often be found fucking her father at every given opportunity. Can quite often be found on street corners looking to fuck other daddies as well. Will actually fuck anything with a pulse

Watch out that sweaty bitch humuturisa is about, lock up your daddy or she will fuck the life out of him

Can often be heard saying "split me in two please"

by Cuntrag March 13, 2005

humuncadree

Someone who holds back information from another being that is interested. When the person with the knowledge of this information holds it back, the person feels good he/she knows it, and not the other.

What a bitch, she is such a humuncadree.

by D to THE October 17, 2006

Himustian

New religion - that combines the goodness of the three main religions of the world - Hindu - Muslim - Christian - plus all the good there is in any religion ever present!

I am not a Hindu, I'm a Himustian.

We would love to call ourselves Himustians.

Whatever else you can imagine it to be useful for...

by Sophomni March 31, 2010

Hummusweight

Excessive weight gained through eating vast amounts of hummus, typically in a short space of time.

Vegan: Damn, over the past month I've gained so much hummusweight.

by dannyboy49 September 29, 2015

Hummuslingus

The act of smearing hummus on a woman's vagina and eating her out.

After dining on the most succulent kafta and tabouli, my girl succumbed to the fine art of hummuslingus in out Bedouin tent under the watchful gaze of my camel, Clovis.

by Tex-i-can November 5, 2016